Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better! Abe Lincoln who? Aw, come on, don't you know who Abe Lincoln is? Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy? Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here? I hear they're going to give him a really tough sentence.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. My daughter yelled, "Daaaaad, you haven't listened to a word I've said!" What a strange way to start a conversation with me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. What do snails become when they die? Escarghosts. I have a pen that can write underwater. What did 50Cent do when he got hungry? 58. I just found out that "Aaaargh" is not a real word. My neighbors listen to really good music… whether they like it or not. What do you call a sad fish? A frownder. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow, but I recommend avoiding it for the time being. How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!. Why did the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails? The retail shop. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A dino-snore. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter. Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals. What does a zombie vegetarian eat? GRAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSS!. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in grease. Why did the balloons run away from the concert? They were playing pop music!. What did the artery say to the muscle? You're being a little vein. You got something to say? Let's taco 'bout it!. But I mist my chance, so I guess I could dew it tomorrow! I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning. My wife refuses to go to the beach with me. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!. Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent. So, without further ado, this article is an ode to the dad joke: all sixty of our favorites just in time for Father's Day. This might be something we need in these rough and tumble times of 2020. Or perhaps it's the sparkle in dad's eye when he knows he's about to get super cheesy?įor many, the memories and the ability to spread some laughter makes bearing witness to these terribly silly jokes worth it. Maybe it's the fact that dad jokes are short, corny, and relatively harmless that makes them so lovable. We offer a Price Match Guarantee, and QuickQuote form, to make purchasing quick and easy.There is something about dad jokes that foster a weird mixture of satisfaction with a dash of annoyance. 
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All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days. This book title, Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, ISBN: 9780736917148, by Bob Phillips, published by Harvest House Publishers (February 1, 2006) is available in paperback. This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips-which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. "Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history.
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